The show Popular aired a little more than a decade ago. The show targeted two key demographics: idiot women who enjoy bullshit soap-style drama, and teenage guys who had yet to find the good porn on the internet. Since we forgot to plan any content for today, here is one of the girls from the show. continue reading »
There was a six month span of time in my late teenage years when I worked for a small, local coffee shop known as Starbucks.
If you’ve ever worked for Starbucks, you know that it’s an overall fantastic job; probably the best someone just out of high school can hope for. You can have as many free drinks as you want all day long, spend the entire shift joking around with your co-workers, and get paid really well for the little work that you do – mostly from tips. continue reading »
If you’ve been paying attention, you know that I’m headed to a significantly cozier (smaller) firm next week. Though my narrative writing has captured a large amount of my life, I’ve always wanted to do a bloggy, this-is-how-it-is post about my life in biglaw. I took the following notes a few Tuesdays ago; they epitomize my normal day. continue reading »
She is perfect. Whenever I am asked brain teasers that are supposed to make you think… ”If you could bang one celebrity, who would it be, and why?”, my answer is always the same- spoken without stutter or hesitation.
“Natalie Portman”. continue reading »
To be clear, I like my current roommate. He has been one of by best friends for the past 11 or so years. He has seen me at my best and helped me through my worst. The reason I have to say this at the top is because the story I am about to tell will make him seem like an uber-beta. While this classification wouldn’t be entirely off the mark, my genuine love for him mandates that I at least put this disclaimer here, because what follows is one of the worst stories I could tell about him. continue reading »
My mother and I have a great relationship. I make it a point to have lunch or dinner with her as often as our schedules allow so we can spend some quality time together. We both live in Houston, but don’t see much of each other due to her hectic work schedule and my inordinate laziness. We had lunch a few weeks ago at her favorite French restaurant and talked about the usual things we talk about. After our lunch, we walked to the parking lot together, still laughing over a joke she had told me as I paid for our meal. She stopped for a second. continue reading »
Many of you have messaged me with something like, “If you are so rich, why don’t you post up some pictures of your cool shit?” My response generally centers around protecting my identity – but that is not very satisfying for either party. This post is the first in my search to find a comfortable middle ground. I’ve attached a couple of blurry photographs (each accompanied with a comment) representing two recent decadent displays of wealth. continue reading »
