I love baseball as much as I love my 2004 Honda Accord, which is to say that I find the sport boring and wish someone would destroy it so that I can get a new one. Still, if some mouth-breathing parents came to me with a case that involved suing Louisville-Slugger for a baseball player getting hit in the head with a ball, I would have laughed them out of my apartment office. continue reading »

I can no longer say that I have yet to feel the full effects of the down economy. The firm has revamped the break room offerings, replacing my beloved Fiji with Dasani, and my occasional sin, Blumer’s Root Beer with fucking Barqs. The lone positive, or so I thought, was the appearance of these non-terrible Archer Farms Italian Sodas. continue reading »

Welp, I’m officially infatuated with Chelsea Korka.

I know that Lifeat160 typically does the lesser known hot girl articles (and this isn’t one of them), but I can’t contain my admiration for this girl. continue reading »

This will likely be the greatest and most delicious recipe posted in this column, not that this should surprise anyone, fried rice is the unquestionably the greatest thing to come out of China since the movable printing press (fuck you Gutenburg). continue reading »

No, your eighteen vodka shot binge isn’t the secret to time travel, we have to correct this previously posted article. Kennedy James recently contacted us and graciously offered additional information about her current profession. Primarily, it appears that she isn’t a stripper, instead she is one of those annoying bartenders at strip clubs who, despite being slightly more attractive than the dancers, refuse to smash their tits into your face. continue reading »

I feel as though I should like Californication more than I do, my beef having most to do with its unbelievable lack of character development. Still, as long as they have hot ass like this week’s lesser known hot girl getting naked on camera, I’ll continue watching. continue reading »

Disclaimer: This is a story I featured on my personal blog a little while back. It’s completely true and the dialogue is 99.94% accurate as I remember it. Furthermore, I’m fully aware that my last post was also about food. I’ll do my best in the future to not do back to back posts on the same subject as I’m sure neither you, nor Lifeat160/SubtleDig appreciate it. Picky bastards. continue reading »

In my last piece, I cataloged my experience with prostitution in Vegas. BilledHourly Girl correctly commented that in Vegas, prostitution is actually illegal, and that government regulation of the industry had nothing to do with the price inflation in the city. continue reading »