To be clear, I like my current roommate. He has been one of by best friends for the past 11 or so years. He has seen me at my best and helped me through my worst. The reason I have to say this at the top is because the story I am about to tell will make him seem like an uber-beta. While this classification wouldn’t be entirely off the mark, my genuine love for him mandates that I at least put this disclaimer here, because what follows is one of the worst stories I could tell about him.

I lost my virginity when I was 14 and I have been pwning cunnus regularly ever since. I was the first of my inner circle of friends to lose his v-card, but most everyone around me lost theirs fairly soon afterwards. It was just the culture in high-school. Throw parties, get drunk with the hottest girls, and fuck them. Some of the best times of my life, without a doubt.

One of my friends however, was never really into this scene.  He is my current roommate. For the purpose of the story, we’ll call him Walter.

Walter and I met in 6^th grade. Our school’s PE class consisted mostly of walking in a big circle around the gym. During one such pointless walk, a small redheaded kid came up to me and asked if I liked Banjo-Kazooie. I didn’t, but told him I did so that I would have someone to talk to. Soon, we started talking about other video games, which I used to be a pretty big fan of. One conversation led to another and after a while we became pretty good friends. We would spend weekends at each other’s places, skateboard together, and play video games late into the night.

We have stayed close since, but in high-school we didn’t really hang out as much because I was busy experimenting with drugs and sex, while he was avidly straight-edge, not doing as much as sipping on a Smirnoff-Ice.

This combined with the fact that he was kind of nerdy and unsocial meant that he went through his entire high-school career never once having the pleasure of sticking his dick in a girl. And when I say he never put his dick in a girl, I meant anywhere, not her pussy, her mouth, not even in a girl’s hand.

Meanwhile, I was plowing though girls left and right. It’s always been easy for me. Girls respond to certain things, you do those things and they will fuck you. It’s a very predictable game, and a game I have become very good at.

Anyway, Walter’s luck didn’t improve much after he graduated. He maintained some relationships with women, but they never involved sex, and were more often than not, with women who ended up being lesbians.

Like any good friend, I always tried to egg him into sexual situations. I would force him to go to parties with me, try and set up conversations with him and girls, etc, but his nerves always got the best of him, and he always crashed and burned.

December of 2008 I decided to act once and for all. I was sick of my good buddy Walter never having anything to contribute when a group of guys would talk about sex. I was fed up with watching girls shoot him down because he refused to be aggressive and forceful with them, choosing instead to be sensitive and kind in his interactions with the fairer sex.

Like any true playboy, I have a few sluts that I keep in my phone just in case. The kind of girls who are down for anything. They tend to be dumb as bricks, but pretty cute, and the kind of girls you can rely on in a situation such as this.

Despite knowing some sluts, I didn’t quite have anyone on lock to the point that they would just fuck whoever I assigned to them, so I had to be crafty in my approach. I called one of them and told them I had a glorious opportunity for them to make money. I had been commissioned as a talent scout for an adult film company, and needed new talent for some upcoming projects.

This piqued the girl’s interest immediately, as all sluts seem to be highly motivated by dollars and cents. Her name was Natalie, and she seemed on board to come audition for an adult film.

The next step I thought would be simple. I just convince Walter to come and fuck this girl. I call him up, excited to tell him the news.

“Hello”, Walter answers.

“Dude, great news. You are gonna get LAID buddy, fuck yeah!”

“um..excuse me?”

“Yeah dude, it’ll be tight. I told this tramp that it’s for a porn. You just gotta come and fuck her”

“What the fuck man… who is it?….I don’t know…”

“DUDE. You HAVE to. You are a 22 year old virgin, that’s fucking bullshit. It’s that girl Natalie who I used to fuck back in the day. She’s cute enough.”

“She is okay… I kind of always imagined my first time being with two chicks though…”

“What?!”, his response frustrated me to some degree. Here I was, setting up a free fuck for him, no strings attached, and it still wasn’t good enough.

“Yeah man”, he responded, “its just always kind of been my dream”.

“Fine”, I gave in. “What if I can set up a threesome?”

“Then I’ll do it.”

I really wanted my buddy to get laid, but I had never preplanned a threesome before. I had partaken a couple of times, but A. They always knew me, and B. It was always spontaneous, drunkenly after a party or something, never premeditated.

I called Natalie and tried to convince her that the producers needed another female talent for the shoot. I was fairly sure I was going to be fighting an uphill battle, but amazingly, she told me she thought she knew someone who would be interested.

A matter of hours went by before Natalie called back and told me she had a friend named Kasey who told her she would be willing to do it, provided the money was right.

I made up some high sum of money that they would be “guaranteed” for the work, but told them in order to earn it, they would have to work through the entire night of the “production”, and not complain about anything that they would be asked to do.

After briefly negotiating the terms of their acceptance, including the things they needed to be provided, we set the date at December 28^th, just a few days after Christmas of 2008.

I called Walter with the good news. I don’t think I had ever heard him more excited in my life. I explained to him though, that because it was all going down under the pretense that they were going to be in a porn, that I would need to be in the room while it happened, filming the whole thing.

Walter was reluctant at first, but was ultimately persuaded. I could not lose the opportunity to FILM one of my best buddies losing his virginity to TWO chicks. It was too fucking epic to let slip away.

When the day of reckoning finally comes, the two girls make a list of demands. They acted like they were fucking rockstars, but I gave into them because I am a good friend and wanted Walter to get his dick wet. Among their list of demands was 10 hits of ecstasy, marijuana, white wine, two packs of camel lights, and various other commodities they felt were appropriate for an all night fuck fest.

Walter and I checked into the motel a couple of hours before they got there in order to make sure everything was in order. We had the drugs, booze and cigarettes, we had condoms, we had lube, and I had just brought a brand new digital camcorder especially for this occasion.

The girls drove into town, met us at the motel and seemed legitimately excited (as whores tend to be) at the prospect of doing drugs and getting fucked all night. As soon as they saw they ecstasy, they made a line drive to it and each swallowed a couple of hits. Then they went to their suitcase and dump a HUGE pile of clothes on the floor, asking what they should change into. This made Walter and I smile ear to ear. Everything seemed to be going pretty well.

We chatted for a while, made small talk, but it wasn’t long before the girls were rolling and wanting some dick to play with. Out of courtesy to Walter, I had told him that he could fuck them first. This pained me however, I had fucked Natalie countless times, but Kasey was fresh meat to me.

Our agreement went only as to who could fuck her first, however. I passed the camcorder to Walter and announced that Kasey was about to be filmed giving me a blowjob.

She was wearing this slinky blue dress without either a bra, or panties underneith. I instructed Walter to turn on the camera and begin to film.

I started off with an interview, in the style of most amateur porn films. What’s your name? Why are you hear? That sort of thing. The questions ended promptly though, as I was mostly interested in her sucking my cock.

I took her dress off of her, leaving her standing completely naked, and ordered her to get on one of the two beds in the room, and to stand on her hands and knees like a dog. I then took out my dick and put it in front of her face.

After complementing my huge dick, she began to suck. She was good at this, taking long and deep bobs, applying just the right amount of suction, and using her hand only to smear her salvia over the length of my rod.

After this went on for a satisfactory amount of time, I order her off the bed and down on her knees. Walter remained filming.

She submissively obeyed and seemed to have no problem when I took a handful of her hair and forcibly guided her head to suck rhythmically, while simultaneously thrusting in and out of her sealed mouth.

“Now when I am getting ready to cum, I am going to pull your head back and cum in your mouth, ok?” I told her.

“Yes sir”, she replied.

I kept bobbing her head on my dick until at last I popped my cock out of her mouth and yanked her head back by her hair. She let out a soft moan right before I sprayed my load all over her face and mouth.

After showing the thick baby-batter on her tongue to the camera, she swallowed it, smiling triumphantly afterward and blowing a kiss to the camera.

Walter turned the camera off, and I stood there feeling amazingly happy with the scenario I had put together.

Kasey leaped up and hugged me, as though I had just preformed a great favor for her. Then she went over to the bottle of vodka she had me buy them, opened it, and took a large swig.

Natalie was curled up in the opposite bed, watching as these events transpired.

I looked at Walter and told him his time had finally arrived.

“Now it’s Walter’s turn” I said. “You know…he is a virgin, this will be his first time”

Kasey squealed loudly. “REALLY?!?!” she says, clearly ecstatic as the prospect. “I have never fucked a virgin before!!!”

“Really?”, I ask her. “Well this can be your first…how many people have you fucked anyway?”

“About 50”, she responds shamelessly.

“We’ll here is about number 51”

Still naked, and having just swallowed a fresh load of semen, she swaggers over to Walter and begins to take off his belt and unbutton his pants.

I am handling the camera now, careful to catch every second of the awesomeness about to unfold.

She removes his pants, and then grabs on to the sides of his boxers. In one swift move, she yanks them down and they fall to the floor. Out pops his already hard junk.

“awwwww…..” she has softly, in the same tone one might use when encountering a small kitten.

It takes everything in my not to keep from laughing, but not wanting Walter to feel self-conscious, I remain silent.

She drops to her knees and begins to suck. Walter is shaking in pleasure, this being the first blowjob he had ever received.

He wasnt doing much though, which concerned me. Not touching her…not speaking… After a while she stands up and looks at him, “Want to fuck me now?”, she asks.

“Sure”, Walter says timidly.

He grabs a condom and fumbles around with it. By the time he gets it out of the package, his dick has gone limp.

Again, he doesn’t say anything, just stares down at his soft cock. After a few seconds of awkward silence, I suggest that Kasey blow him again. She does as she is told and once he is hard again, Kasey takes the condom from Walter and slips it over his dick.

She then pushes him down on the bed, mounts him, and begins to ride. Within seconds though I can tell she is having problems. She climbs off and reveals that he has gone limp again.

“What the fuck dude!?” I yell at him. He was fucking up an awesome opportunity.

“Its weird for me dude! I’m not used to this, it’s my first time, and you are standing there with a fucking camera.”

“Fine”, I tell him. “Here”, I hand the camera to Natalie and tell her that she is in charge of filming. I grab my keys and tell them I am going to go wait in the car, and that I’d be back in a bit.

I walk out into the freezing cold December night and unlock the car. I get in and wait about 10 minutes before getting out and going back into the motel.

“Hows it coming?” I ask. Kasey isn’t fucking him but seems to be sucking him with great vigor. I just stand waiting for a bit, and not long afterwards, he announces he is cumming and blows his load into her mouth.

Kasey looks at the camera and drools his cum out of her mouth, allowing it to slowly drip down her chin, onto her chest and tits.

“Good man Walter!” I say to him, offering him a high-five. He doesn’t take it, but instead puts his clothes on and announces that he has to leave.

I try to stop him, but he dresses quickly and walks outside. I follow him.

“Whats wrong man?”, I ask. “Things are just getting started. You haven’t even fucked Natalie yet. Its like 11 o’clock and you still have two horny girls on ecstasy you can have pleasuring you all night.”

“This just isn’t for me man”, he offers. I feel bad for him. He gets in his car and drives off.

“Fuck”, I mutter to myself. I was upset at him leaving, but realized the situation wasn’t all-bad, as I still had two cum-junkies in the motel to use as I please.

When I went back inside however, I realized I had underestimated my abilities. Natalie and Kasey were deep in the midst of a drug-fueled make-out session and I was but one man, who had already spent one of my loads for the night.

I still fucked them both of course, but after fucking them together or separate a total of 4 times, not including the blowjob Kasey had given my earlier, I was pretty spent.

At about 4am, Natalie comes over to me and starts to suck on my weary and worn cock. Nothing happens. About 10 minutes later, Kasey comes over to give it a try, this time it gets slightly hard. This for some reason or another, severely upsets Natalie, who by this point had taken 4 or 5 hits of ecstasy, and she begins to cry.

“What’s wrong Natalie?”, I ask her, legimiately concerned.

“YOU THINK SHE IS PRETTIER THAN ME!!!! WHY WONT YOU FUCK ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!”, she is sobbing pretty hard, and I find myself at a completely loss as to what I should be doing.

It was probably true that I had spent more of my sexual capital on Kasey than Natalie that night, but it was to be expected. I had fucked Natalie a million times before, Kasey was new to me.

I try my best to console her, as does Kasey, but its no use.

Natalie turns to me and says “I want to be FUCKED…FOR REAL!”

I explain to her that my dick simply will not get hard enough to fuck her again, her insatiable sexual desire far outstripping my ability to perform, considering there was two of them, and I had already been fucking them for hours.

“Then call someone else to come fuck me”, she offers.

“Fine, I will find someone else to come fuck you”.

Now, this seems like a fairly easy proposition. I knew a ton of guys who I thought would jump at the chance to get some free pussy, even if it was late.

 It was much, much harder than I thought, however. When it came time to put up, all of my most masculine, seemingly sex addicted male friends found the situation too weird to actually come and put out. I couldn’t fucking believe it.

After about a half hour of phone calls, I am out of ideas. Natalie comes and blows me again, trying to get me hard, but it only half-way works, and obviously isn’t sustainable.

“We should probably go” Kasey offers.

I tell her I understand and she gets in the car with Natalie. Kasey takes the keys and starts the engine. She rolls down the window to speak to me.

“I had fun tonight [Rocket]…Sorry it ended like this”. With that, she drove away. I haven’t seen her since.

It was a weird and abrupt finish to the night. To this day I blame Walter for how it ended. If he had just manned up and stuck around, then both of them would have gotten all the dick they wanted. I also blame all my shitty beta friends for not actually being man enough to come and dick the girls down when I needed them. I didn’t get it. I would have been all over an opportunity like that. Oh well, at least Walter finally had his V-card taken.

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