This will likely be the greatest and most delicious recipe posted in this column, not that this should surprise anyone, fried rice is the unquestionably the greatest thing to come out of China since the movable printing press (fuck you Gutenburg). continue reading »

When you don’t have a job, you eat whenever you’re hungry and pay little attention to the traditional notions of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The following recipe may look deceptively like a breakfast, but I ate it just after 12:30 PM, so it counts god-dammit. continue reading »

My firm used to provide every associate with a $30 meal card each week, valid at any of the two dozen fast-food/quick-service restaurants in our building’s immediate area. This perk was rescinded during our first wave of cutbacks, but I don’t think many associates noticed the change, we were in the habit of eating expensive lunches at “real” restaurants. continue reading »