For a while, I played poker to support myself. Unfortunately, after a few hundred thousand hands, any fun I enjoyment I once received from the game had vanished. In fact, I actually prefer life as an attorney than as a poker player. Perhaps that’s because I never had privilege of playing against anyone as attractive as today’s Lesser Known Hot Girl. continue reading »
The show Popular aired a little more than a decade ago. The show targeted two key demographics: idiot women who enjoy bullshit soap-style drama, and teenage guys who had yet to find the good porn on the internet. Since we forgot to plan any content for today, here is one of the girls from the show. continue reading »
Sixty-two of you emailed me names of Lesser Known Hot Girls for the contest. The entries were diverse, though random female musicians were decidedly overrepresented. The contest winner apparently comments occasionally as “Pussy Face” – he chose ‘The God of War’ as his signed, first-edition book. Everything will be shipped out on Friday. Additional comments after the photos. continue reading »
I nose what you are thinking, but whatever, I am entirely blinded by her prestige. Also, she might not be as lesser known as some of the others, but unless you’ve been trolling the Disney channel, you haven’t seen her. continue reading »
Content content content content. Virgin Mary joke. Content content content. A gallery of a bunch of random women dressed in Christmas garb. Content content content. Fair use, I’m a lawyer. Content content content. Clever line encouraging you to click. ** Update: Now a mega-gallery. continue reading »
I have this neighbor who rents what might be the smallest loft in the building. One night, after watching him get shot down by his date in the lobby, I invited him over for a shot or two of Tullamore. Once liquored up, he informed that he wasn’t too broken up about the date, because he had some serious online relationship. After careful prying, he told me how to find her on a supposedly popular website called Deviant Art. I looked her up and bookmarked the page, where she remained for months, until I accidentally opened the link a few days ago. continue reading »
Two weeks ago, she was a relatively obscure model. Now she’s e-famous! After a handful of bloggers discovered that she was a former college tennis player, making her one of the hottest college athletes in history, she rose to e-prominence. I don’t understand why it’s a big deal, but I don’t care. continue reading »
Last week, you all failed catastrophically in your search for my future wifey. This week’s lesser known hot girl is the only Victoria’s Secret model that I didn’t recognize while I was researching masturbation material this article. I can only assume that she’s lesser known. continue reading »
