For the longest time I didn’t like her. I assumed she was another one-shot, soon to be washed up pop star with no depth or talent. This of course, was before I actually sat down to listen to her music. Lady Gaga was a cultural artifact to me, not really a musician or artist in her own right. I associated her with the likes of Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus. Looking back, I can’t believe how foolish I was. continue reading »
I don’t watch a lot of television. The only shows I watch regularly are The Daily Show, The Office, LOST, and Flashforward. I’ll also watch UT games occasionally, but usually only important ones (v Alabama, v Kansas, etc). That’s not a lot, is it? Despite this, I have noticed a few hotties of the small screen. I try to pay attention, and my roomie watches a bit too. Whenever I’m studying or working and I look up to catch a glimpse of a sexy little hard-body, I take note. Here are some of the better picks of TV land- continue reading »
Not an especially eventful week prior to my weekend. My weekend has been pretty badass so far, but I am not going to share why with any of you fuckers because I don’t want you to know my identity. I am waiting for the final round of an important event to start. A few moments ago, someone came up to me and shared a popular social dilemma. continue reading »
She is perfect. Whenever I am asked brain teasers that are supposed to make you think… ”If you could bang one celebrity, who would it be, and why?”, my answer is always the same- spoken without stutter or hesitation.
“Natalie Portman”. continue reading »
Obviously this is just a filler post. I submit it shamelessly because I know that I’m working on something totally awesome that I haven’t finished just yet, but don’t want to get fired by not posting anything. Having said that, I’m certain that no person on this planet that could satisfy me as wonderfully and thoroughly as pudding does; thus, I have written this short poem in honor of my sweet, delicious treat. continue reading »
For a while, I convinced myself that posting up the following emails would be a mistake. I can’t put my finger on the reason I hesitated but it probably has something to do with my momentary flirtation with tact. Realizing today that I’m far too incredible to follow such prudish social norms, I’ve decided to share with you a series of emails (and maybe a photo) exchanged between myself and a fan. The exchange occurred from December 18th to December 22nd and the emails remain in their original text. continue reading »
The internet is a magnificent place. You can do everything from paying your bills, to listening to music, to watching horse porn, to following sports, to writing articles that no one reads *cough* 160 *cough*. In a feeble attempt to entertain you and/orpotentially become the next StarWars Kid, I have devised an ingenious plan that will no doubt accomplish both feats at once. continue reading »
I grew up a few years before most of you who read this blog, so I probably have more experience with the now rarefied bush. Throughout high-school and college (think 1996-2002), it wasn’t strange to run into some pubic hair, though it became rarer as time passed. continue reading »
