There was a substantial period of time in my life where I told myself that I wanted to be a director/film producer. I tried making short films and random video clips – mostly for my own amusement. While I was living in Dallas, I had a great roommate, who is still one of my closest friends, Ian. He and I made a few short films, much to his aversion. Eventually after developing a few random skits, I decide to do a short film about how crappy it was to live in our apartment complex, Ashwood Park. The video below is a trailer for the film. It stars Ian, myself, and our good friends Cyrus and Gareth. I shot it with a 3.2 megapixel camera. I never finished the film. I still want to direct. continue reading »

I don’t understand my brain. Sometimes I’ll just be sitting there reading a book or browsing the internet like a normal human being, then out of nowhere, inspiration will hit me like a ton of ToiletLawyer. I wish I could say that it was a stimulus to do good things like start a non-profit organization, plant a vegetable garden, or teach minority children the fundamentals of basketball, but it never is. Try as I might to persuade my brain to do something of value for myself and society, I would always fail. continue reading »

We all do stupid things. I don’t care how brilliant you think you are, you’ve done something thoughtless and regrettable at one point or another; in fact probably fairly often. I like to consider myself the standard when it comes to poor decision making. Take my writing for this site as an example – huge mistake. continue reading »

For those of you who paid attention last week, I voluntarily signed up to undertake a food challenge. Of the three options I had (pizza, tacos, or wings), it was voted that I attempt to eat 15 crunchy tacos in 10 minutes. continue reading »

In this video, I talk about my first Food Challenge happening next Thursday night (12-17-09). You decide whether I try, in only ten minutes, to eat: 15 Crunchy Tacos, or 30 Hot Wings, or 1 Large Supreme Pizza. If I fail, my friend gets to run me over with his car. continue reading »

Introduction written by Life at 160. In this post, Bayan talks on camera and irritatingly checks his phone without giving the viewer an explanation. He also shows off his shitty cotton-blend robe and a bottle of Aquafina. Basically, he is the anti-[redacted]. continue reading »