Interesting thing happened today down here in Texas. Due to the recent server problems, I have no idea when this will be posted, but its interesting enough for it to be worth taking the gamble. continue reading »

Benjamin Kaplon-Olson probably doesn’t deserve to be made fun of – but I’m still pissy about my breakup and insist on posting random, hateful crap. Consider this the companion piece to the Rocket’s Top Five Reasons Being a Lawyer Sucks as Benjamin is a graduate of the Cornell Law School and is now living in Portland, where he spends his days striving to be a “true Renaissance lawyer.” continue reading »

It’s no secret that I’m better than everyone at practically everything. Despite never putting forth an ounce of effort, I attended and graduated from two of the best schools in the world, and now I’m a rich lawyer. When people students ask me how they can duplicate my success, I never have an appropriate response, as I haven’t a clue how I’ve been so successful, it just happened. continue reading »