I thought I would be able to last. I thought that my drive and determination would far outweigh the discomfort and bodily pain that would be caused from an abrupt and sudden shift in my diet. But I failed. I failed myself, I failed all of you, and most importantly, I failed science. continue reading »

I‘ve never been a lawyer groupie. One of those insufferable lawyers who look up to other lawyers, as though they somehow deserve respect and admiration. Most lawyers got especially wet thinking about John O’Quinn (a/k/a “The King of Torts”) who, as many of you are probably aware, head-butted a tree last week, leaving behind a massive car collection. continue reading »

When you don’t have a job, you eat whenever you’re hungry and pay little attention to the traditional notions of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The following recipe may look deceptively like a breakfast, but I ate it just after 12:30 PM, so it counts god-dammit. continue reading »