I‘m going to beat the shit out of my fucking neighbor.

So, I was just outside walking my dog as I usually do this time of day. Having a dog in my complex is fairly commonplace, as I think probably 1/4 tenants have one. About half of the dogs are smaller breeds, but there are a bunch like myself who have larger dogs (I have a female Boxer, she’s about 48lbs and among the middle of the pack when it comes to the size of dogs here). continue reading »

As a law student, I often pretended that I would take my firm for twenty-five large as a summer associate, tell them to go fuck themselves when they gave me an offer, open a small mass tort firm, and Brockovich myself a few million dollars. continue reading »