We’ve all been there before. You’re with a woman (girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc) who you are so disinterested in, or unhappy with, that you would be willing to get impaled by a wild Black Rhino just to have an excuse to leave her presence and rid yourself of her vexatious clutch. This is the story of how my friend got out of spending an entire weekend in Austin with his girlfriend. continue reading »

The website should be running less like shit now. Yes, it was my fault. You can stop spamming me with whiny emails. Speaking of which, when I was giving my inbox a cursory reading, an email I had previously ignored caught my eye. I’ve pasted the contents below: continue reading »