I don’t watch a lot of television. The only shows I watch regularly are The Daily Show, The Office, LOST, and Flashforward. I’ll also watch UT games occasionally, but usually only important ones (v Alabama, v Kansas, etc). That’s not a lot, is it? Despite this, I have noticed a few hotties of the small screen. I try to pay attention, and my roomie watches a bit too. Whenever I’m studying or working and I look up to catch a glimpse of a sexy little hard-body, I take note. Here are some of the better picks of TV land- continue reading »
I like dollar beers and I like titties, so Holden’s suggestion was like the divine voice of God suggesting the righteous path. In retrospect, it is counterintuitive that after spraying my jizz all over another girl, I would immediately want to get drunk and gape and more boobs, but seemed like a fantastic idea at the time. continue reading »
Less muffled than before, presumably now sticking her head out of the shower, Abby responded, “So you don’t want to try for two?”
“No.”
Harsh and abrupt, though not an insult, I saw no reason to jeopardize her memory of our first, perfectly pleasurable fuck with an awkward, clumsy encore in the shower. And I was hungry. continue reading »
This week has been slow for life@160. Finals are happening for most of the college population, and while I officially finished all mine last week, because I am smarter than everyone, they rely on me to write their papers. You can blame my lazy friends for there only being 2 posts as of Wednesday night. continue reading »
On this episode of Ask Life at 160… First, a guy wants to channel Cusack and chase the girl he’s loved since junior high, even though he’s in a current long-term relationship. Then, in a bonus question, I ask the audience if a guy should lick his girlfriend’s ass. continue reading »
I had my last final yesterday, so I made plans to have some friends come over and drink in celebration. Among these were several close buddies, and the girl I have been sleeping with recently. continue reading »
In this post, Bayan tricks us all into analyzing a girl in a music video who isn’t actually Katie DiCicco. The post remains for posterity, though I don’t know why anyone would want to view it now. Thanks Bayan! continue reading »
It’s a shame really. Most of the time when I go out with my buddies, there is a particular “look” that a girl has to have in order for one of us to avoid ridicule if we hit on her. A good rule of thumb is the closer they look to Lauren Conrad, the better. On a good night, the streets will be filled with them, and we’ll find a pack, lure them back to our lair with promises of expensive booze and blow, and we will fuck them. Not every night is a good night however. Sometimes the options are limited. continue reading »
