I‘m home and I feel terrible / awesome. I won $8750 yesterday. Yes, I’m extremely talented and amazing at everything. Yes, I made a few posts on here after the game around midnight while I was extremely intoxicated. Yes, they are all deleted.

According to Wikipedia: “Dystonia is a neurological movement disorder in which sustained muscle contractions cause twisting and repetitive movements or abnormal postures. The disorder may be inherited or caused by other factors such as birth-related or other physical trauma, infection, poisoning (e.g. lead poisoning) or reaction to drugs, particularly neuroleptics.” Apparently, the formerly hot cheerleader in this video got it from a fucking flu shot: continue reading »