For a while, I played poker to support myself. Unfortunately, after a few hundred thousand hands, any fun I enjoyment I once received from the game had vanished. In fact, I actually prefer life as an attorney than as a poker player. Perhaps that’s because I never had privilege of playing against anyone as attractive as today’s Lesser Known Hot Girl. continue reading »
Women are a strange breed. Especially the one I picked up over the weekend. She may have been the stupidest girl I have ever put my dick inside, which is quite an amazing accomplishment, considering some of her competition for that spot. I almost feel bad for her, but I guess it’s hard to have much sympathy for a girl who was having the time of her life. It’s like the manically happy retarded kid, shitting himself with laughter over the most inane and boring things. I mean, it would suck…except he never stops smiling and probably enjoys himself a hell of a lot more than you or anyone you know. continue reading »
For the longest time I didn’t like her. I assumed she was another one-shot, soon to be washed up pop star with no depth or talent. This of course, was before I actually sat down to listen to her music. Lady Gaga was a cultural artifact to me, not really a musician or artist in her own right. I associated her with the likes of Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus. Looking back, I can’t believe how foolish I was. continue reading »
I don’t watch a lot of television. The only shows I watch regularly are The Daily Show, The Office, LOST, and Flashforward. I’ll also watch UT games occasionally, but usually only important ones (v Alabama, v Kansas, etc). That’s not a lot, is it? Despite this, I have noticed a few hotties of the small screen. I try to pay attention, and my roomie watches a bit too. Whenever I’m studying or working and I look up to catch a glimpse of a sexy little hard-body, I take note. Here are some of the better picks of TV land- continue reading »
The show Popular aired a little more than a decade ago. The show targeted two key demographics: idiot women who enjoy bullshit soap-style drama, and teenage guys who had yet to find the good porn on the internet. Since we forgot to plan any content for today, here is one of the girls from the show. continue reading »
She is perfect. Whenever I am asked brain teasers that are supposed to make you think… ”If you could bang one celebrity, who would it be, and why?”, my answer is always the same- spoken without stutter or hesitation.
“Natalie Portman”. continue reading »
Sixty-two of you emailed me names of Lesser Known Hot Girls for the contest. The entries were diverse, though random female musicians were decidedly overrepresented. The contest winner apparently comments occasionally as “Pussy Face” – he chose ‘The God of War’ as his signed, first-edition book. Everything will be shipped out on Friday. Additional comments after the photos. continue reading »
I nose what you are thinking, but whatever, I am entirely blinded by her prestige. Also, she might not be as lesser known as some of the others, but unless you’ve been trolling the Disney channel, you haven’t seen her. continue reading »
